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Between James Bond and Chuck Norris, who is better? The answer is Jack Bauer. I can only describe Jack Bauer as an US James Bond minus the coolness (and woman) coupled with the brutalilty of Chuck Norris.
For those of you who don't know yet. Jack Bauer is a characted in the TV Series 24. 24 is a show where every second in the show is equal to every second in 'reality'. That means that in an 1 hour episode (45 mins less the commercials), it actually shows the events which took place during that particular 1 hour during the day. As there are 24 hours in a day, that translates to 24 episodes in 24 - that's a season (or a 'Day'). The best part is, now that the show is already into its '8th day', it still amazes me that Jack Bauer needs no sleep and is still killing people every 'hour' in the show. Probably the only break he gets is 15 mins an hour (during the commercial breaks)
Just to share his brutality, this YouTube video belows shows all the people he killed in just a week, that includes saving the world twice from nuclear bomb. What have you done in 7 days?
Click Read more to read some 'Fun facts' on Jack Bauer which will makes lots of sense only if you watch 24.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Seriously.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
If Jack was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Myers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice, then kill both dictators with his bare hands.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
If you break one of Jack Bauer's ribs, he'll just use it to stab you to death.
Fox executives once tried to cancel 24.... but Kiefer Sutherland asked " Are you a mole?" and it was never tried again.
When the doctor who delivered Jack Bauer saw that baby Jack wasn't crying, he spanked him. Baby Jack then turned around and broke the doctor's neck. Jack Bauer does not enjoy being spanked.
Those guys on Prison Break should give up, Jack Bauer will only hunt them down next season.
If Jack Bauer was on Oceanic Flight 815, he'd have been off the Island with 23 hours & 59 minutes to spare.
Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You don't want to get 7 stars.
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