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Written by Kar Hoe
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Saturday, 28 February 2009 12:50 |
Enough of talking to them, enough of bearing with their attitudes, ENOUGH ! When thing goes uncontrollable, just open up the browser and hire HITMAN, the professional killing service. The more you pay, the more chances of the death being considered as sudden death instead of murder. Of course, I have not heard of them using C4 yet.
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These are some of the testimonials from their satisfied customers.
I know it's not 1st of April yet, but before hiring, don't forget to read the disclaimer. It's only 50,000USD, but hey if you are talking about wiping someone from the face of this earth permanently, it's worth it.
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Last Updated on Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:11 |