........................it's the end of my AS torture=)
suppose to be a happy day for me....but....yessss there's always a but....
I was motherfucking soaked with rain. Not just any rain....i swear it's acid rain! Make it nitric acid! HNO3

I cant express how frustrated i was when rain was pouring right after Chemistry paper. And the WIND! it can kill me on the spot. Lucky i didn fly away as said from Jonathan. It would be a curse if i did and he'll be dead for saying that.

To make things worse, i was actually wearing heelsandglasses. Can anyone imagine how i strut like a duck under the monstrous rain. I looked like i was literally dipped in a pot of soup...drained hair, wet jeans(ewww)....i think even my panty felt acidic! The happy smile was totally wiped out!

Walked all the way to Burger King...which i thought i HAVE to when i dont!!!!!!! When i called the taxi, he said he's on the way to the college. Mahai.....cibai. Kanasai.

Eek...i can imagine the customers in Starbucks all cozy and relaxed suddenly saw a MadWoman passed by outside the glass. YES i was walking, NOT running. I rather do that than fall flat on my boobs.

The boys was smart enough to wait for the taxi in coll. I blasted them for NOT CALLING to tell! In Mandirin. Beh tahan. Suprisingly i was fucking fluent, maybe coz im agitated. The boy even said it was his first time hearing me speak in mandirin. Ergh they cant stop laughing for my stupidity=____________=

-What an afternoon-

Anyway, i didnt and couldnt blog lately coz my internet connection was down for nearly a week. So im currently leaching on Ewe Lee's computer. Ergh, and he had to rub it in.

Im also using another handphone now so i can reply Smses already=). Mine was sent for repair because the screen blacked out. So dont be suprised that i asked "Who are you" when you called before.

I've been having this thought in my mind lately bout doing a business....
heh, sounds so...........not me?!

No, well...i might want to sell custom-made Swarovski jewelry online. Which means, i make my own designs by hand and sell them online. Just a thinking coz it's quite a trouble to do all these. Bank accounts, driving(when i dont even OWN a license), postages.....Everything needs work=S

but i do enjoy all these kinda mix-and-match beads thing and arrange them in pieces. I adapted this interest since young. I've tried making my own in the past=D so no harm trying again~ depends whether i have balls...balls with the size of my ass==.

and again i do not know whether i'll get support from buyers and peers=S. What if i started and no one buys them=____=. Kantoi la like that!

Whether you're a random visitor or a dear friend, do spare some time on the survey poll at the right side of my blog. CLICK AWAY~~~~ weee~

loves

Doing this plainly for...fun? got tagged longggg time ago by Dexter. My blog acc had probs so i cant view my blog acc AT ALL. The only thing im allowed to do is blog. Erghhh, time to get help from pc pro....time to butt-kiss Kar Hoe=D.

1. Are you allowed to have a bf/gf? If im borned without a DAD, yeahhh! im banned from this til after uni. Unfortunately, i was never one to follow the rules anywayXD. Obedience was never my name *wink*

2. Describe urself in one word. Bimbotic

3. Who would you pick, someone who really loves you, or the one you love? To make things easier, definitely someone who loves me more. Im selfish ark...soooooooo

4. Have you ever loved someone before but never had the courage to tell him/her? It feels asthough my balls evaporated into air when i think about it

5. Does it feel good to love? Better to be loved *winks*

6. God is giving u just 5 more minutes before going back to heaven, IF you love someone special what will you say to that person? "You better not cheat on me! I swear i'll make you infertile for life if you do!"

7. What will you say to someone who doesn't want to believe you? "It's alright, it happens all the time"

8. Was ever a time that you tried to learn to love someone? =S most of the time...

9. What' your opinion about someone who's jealous? If that someone is jealous of others, the fuck i care? if it's me, well im hella honoured=)

10. What can you say about playboys/playgirls? They're just lonely humans seeking for the time to stop when the right person appeared. Nothing wrong nor is it illegal. Wana screw with a hotchick/uglychick/thinchick/fatchick is not be my problem. Just dont mess with me.....things will get ugly. Expect twice the payback rather than tears and sorrow=).

[[ * PART 2 * ]]

1. Best place to cry? A place with no one

2. Who do you love the most? Myself...(hehe, i aint stupid enough to write it here, dufus~)

3. Tell us your dream last night? I think i was naked. HAR HAR JUST JOKING~

4. Ever hated someone so bad? Totally=). Im a scorpio, man.

5. The biggest & most hurtful lie you heard? "she offered herself to me. i didnt want it"

6.The last person you had a beer with? Should be tipsy back then, so i have no idea.

7. The last person you went to the movies with? Gosh....this question is harder than telling me to write my chinese name=/

8. The last person you talked on the cell phone with? Sue the f-tard

9.The last person you hugged? Yi Ling or Mei Mei??

10.The last person you yelled at? Definitely my SISTER. And it will never stop=)

11. In the last week have you kissed someone? Yeah, my own reflection.

12. Danced crazy? The better question should be, ever not danced crazy?

13. Think of the last time you were angry, why were you angry? Hmmm, i think it's when i found out my uncle and his family of KIDS will be staying near us in australia in the future. Fuck==. I seriously cant handle kids. Im born to be anti-kids since young. Hei, i was a single child in the past aight.

14. If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
: Satisfying exam results
: Lee Hyori's body
: More fats
: More cash
: My lovely LONG hair back!

15. If you could have an all expense paid trip, where will you go? Japan AND America

16. Would you or have you ever blackmailed someone? Nah, only losers do that.

17. Are you old fashioned? if by old fashion it means bad sense of clothing, then i doubt it...but if in a sense of that, hell yeah...im traditional.

18. What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back?
...........both is equally hard but i'll go for the do not love them back coz it happens alot in my life

19. What things would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?
: Vulgarity
: Friends (yeah, this comes 2nd...this shows how screwed up i am)
: Spending

20. Five facts About Me: Anorexic, Vulgar, Funny, Embarassing, Caring(eh...must add in at least ONE good point right)

21. Five things that scares me: BUGS/insects/eight-legged creatures or whatever u call it!! Totally pussify me! This thing alone can mutiply up to 5 times of my fear.

22. Seven Songs Playing in My Head Lately: Love Bug, Just Dance, Let it Rock, Hei Se Mao Yi, Burning Up, The Way That I Love You, Body On Me

23. Five Things I treasure in My Life: Friendship, Fashion, Cash, Beauty, Love

24. Seven "First Time" in My Life: Dumb question, everything that was done before was always a first time.

25. Seven words and things I always use: hmmm....cant figure out so many...but i guess "fuck" and "woi"

Mabel and i decided to go crazy today >_______<

she's heavy aight==. tak leh tahan.

i think i scared her

always imitate me=

short short SHORT~

"I know i can be hot! i'll show you Lee Hyori!!"
Pfft. complete failure. Go pee at yourself XD

awwwwwwwwwwwww

- end of the post-

Wow.....

Yesterday itself, my hit count actually reached 100 =]
My farmost highest daily count.
Thanks to the viewersXD! Even if some idiot refreshed a gazillion times, thanks for being dumb.

Well, anyway! Yesterday(1st of November), my bunch of close darlings actually paid me a surpise visit=D! At my HOUSE! Without telling!
God, i have to say, you guys effin scared me=_=. I was expecting my tuition teacher to appear,instead, 6 asswipes barged into the door!

I think i said "omg" "what the hell" "youu?" for 10 times. So bimbotic.
Hei, it meant alot to me really=/. The cake is one thing, but for you guys going to the extent and drive from Sri Petaling to my Island area is really......i dont know the word><. Im just super delighted!

mango flavoured

Ken Boon and Reagan!

Part of Ham gang=D. The closest of all.
I just woke up and i looked all drained up. SO i had to wear my cap.
Love you guys...except for Sue!!
M.F.B you! She DROPPED my precious camera down! I think i felt my heart cracked. Even I HAVENT drop it myself before!

my beloved retards.

went to KFC after that. For a quick lunch.
Then they had to return home for their part time job.

the gift=)

hoi the top is nice eh(i folded it short)! but seriously, the XS size is quite tight for me man!
I must never eat when i wear this==
Still, no small tops can ever not fit me.
I can actually wear it as a dress, just that if i bend down.....halleluyahhh~

listening to :
Shontelle - Tshirt
Lady Gaga - Just Dance
Nelly ft Ashanti & Akon - Body on me
Kevin Rudolf - Let it dance

I dedicate this post solely to those that wished me
through calls and messages.
The expected and unexpected
The ones in contact and the ones not in contact
You guys are amazing=).

and sorry Ham gang=(, Sue told me u guys are all trying to reach my phone at 12am but it kept directing to the mailbox and ATE your credits! hahaha!
Smart idea to send me the wish in a recorded msg! It's my ringtone now. Niahaha!
My name is Michelle, not Misiao!! Shout properly*slaps head* haha. Psssh, Pack Hoon, you're the loudest=D! and for the boys, you guys sound like pussies la! Cant even hear your cockroach voices!

I cant express how much i appreciated every single thing, every single words. Not only Ham but also from everyone else! Memorable indeed.
Eww,i sound like im dying+_+

To the one that plays the guitar, thanks.
And to the one that called the Last, trying to be a VIP, thanks==
Yi Ling and Tzuk, dont have to write the msg and put as a draft lar! hahah! "great minds think alike huh"

I cant possibly mention everyone's name here though i do have the intention so i'll just cut it shortXD.
Love you ppl.

XOXO,
the whore is 18!

Finally at the Prime Age,18 =D.

My top was suppose to be worn this way==...but it'll look weird if i enter college like that! especially the exam hall...what if ppl give me the "Wtf" look *alarmed*

got this prezzie from Calvin=).
He seek help from Yuet Leng to place it in some locker in the library and tell me to get it.
So Jame Bond-ish~
But uberly sweet!
this picture...looks damn GONE larrrr! of all pics whyyy!
Then i look closely....

i found out that there're tiny puzzles in the picture! it's all my Friendster and Blog's pic==
Creative! Thanks a million!

MyLips!

After that, went to Sunway with Chang Tzen...haha funny name. No wonder he prefer ppl calling him Blackie. Had lunch in Sushi Zanmai (right next to Zen).
I didn go there before so he kept giving me the "unbelievable look" as if i just scratched my ass or something.

Food's great since it's a treat=D. Har Har. Free lunch and a good chat. Hei, i can get used to this! The conversation didnt die, which is a good news. He talk...macam banyak experience, which again, made me look/feel like a dumbass bimbo.
Sent me home straight after that. No pics for this outing, hehe, so u kepochi ppl dont get to gossip.

Off to Secret Recipe with my Mum after that..
nooo WAIT! Before that i got a suprise call from my dear Sista!
9.30pm
Jo Wai : Oi, come out of you house now!
Me : WHAT??!! *screams* the hell are u doing here! Crazy shit!

He drove all the way just to pass me cakes...awww. Really drew a smile on my face. And I didnt even rmb his birthday, what a bitch Michelle==.

First thing he said was...."the cake jatuh i think, u check". HAHA!
We talked a while, plus, he had a girl in his car! Scandal Scandal! Nice girl indeed..name was Grace i think.

And NOW off i go to Secret Recipe with Mum...
if Jo Wai was a little late, i could be eating cakes twice.

Yo sista, was really touched that you still rmb i love chocs! but 5 diff choc flavours? *drools*

now i know what he meant by jatuh....clumsy ass!
Love ya loads=)

nice! love this!

My dinner!
Looks nice,taste bad. The Chicken Kebab was like rubber. and i mean it literally.

Excuse my ugly face here. Ergh.
Looks like im gona push the Chicken into my nose.

My Mum's. Damn nice! Rawr!

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30th october

College classmates suprised me with this! and Mei Mei was behind all this! I knew i didnt waste my love on you!
Tricked me by saying she wants me to teman her after Bio Practical in Starbucks! Bribe me with free lunch and kisses somemore! Konon! Even Yi Ling and Rachel said they're leaving early. Mana tau~

You guys are the best=).

the cake was for all of the above!! 3 of them are belatedXD
Heh, for one sec i tought the cake was for Marcus! (well it is too!)
until horror strikes when they stare at me O.O

Look damn robotic. Eww. Relax and pose ppl!

ok ok i know i look despo but give this birthday girl a break aite!
"I want to have Jessica Alba's body"

Blur. Eww.

And us slicing it up!

Vivien, Andy, the Whore.

the girls!

Ahhh my darling! Thanks for everything=D. Cute of you to plan everything so intensely. Im happy enough with just this really. Fret not i'm sad or anything!

this suck balls! Pui pui!!!! even worms taste better.

still hates peace sign.

the guys! ops, and Vivien!

Looh Zhen on the right cant stop mocking me bout my driving license!! Rawr! i know u're 17
and you're getting P license soon..but stop it! and im NOT a Mother COW! gaga!
Yang Ming on the left.
Both are a year younger and yet they can handle A levels so well. Thumbs up girls!

his fave word "walao"

my AngMoh-but-very-chineseeee friend. Amanda. I will get an Ang Moh husband faster than u! Hmph.

Robotic again. Tsuk and Tzuk.

Rachel!!! look at her sweet smile.

The Only Day...

I dont think i'll have any celebrations as compared to previous years=S. Parents arent having a party for me and i dont feel eager as well.
They'll be returning to my hometown and i'll be left at home aloneO.O.
It's a good thing having exams sometimes, u dont need to get dragged around by parents everywhere.

......didnt know since when my birthday became so trivial. I used to be very excited bout it and will be planning a party about a month earlier but not this time.
For the first time, i'll be sticking to my chocs and books with no friends singing Happy Birthday=(

So if there're any loved ones out there, a call would suffice=D.
UNLESS you think it's not enough, i have a wishlist below *giggles madly*

Necklaces [usually in Crosses or Hearts=O]
the first few are from Forever 21. *ahemmmm*

1. 
2. Chocolates of choice!romantic sial.
   

Can only be found in airports i think=S. Coz i usually get it there when i come back from overseas.


3. Japanese food!

4. Huggable soft toys. You know..those that're nice to feel and Press. Har har! Eh dont get me a sex doll i tell u!

5. Even if you didnt get any of those, i'll still be madly delighted if u wished me=).

-Loves-

The Cute Demon. . .

When she's in good mood, she clings to me like a bee=D.

My legs are her swings. She'll rest on my legs and i'll toss her up and down. Well, not literally tossing her! She's not a pancake...but i would love to treat her like one....or maybe as a punching bagXD.
Joking==. I'm a very caring sister!

When she needs something, she looks at me with such eyes.

Ngo Sisters in action=).

Im obviously cuter than her. PFFT! People always say the older sibling is smarter and hotter! *jump with glee*
I can imagine all my so-called best friends-which-are-Mabel's-supporters spitting at me for saying that. So, i'll add :
Since my sister have 50% of my genes as well, she'll have 25% of my brains and 25% of my appearance=D.
*ahem* Im already very generous.

The downside of being a banana

Many knows im not fluent in Mandirin
So i thought
"What the heck, who cares if i cant read chinese words, just as long as i cant speak=)"

[+_+]
repent michelle, repent your mistakes.

Just now i was desperate for this Chinese song so i searched like mad in the internet..but to no avail.
Why?
Because i cant seem to find the right website to download!
So i googled=). Smart michelle, smart.
And found the Perfect website=D
www.mp3.sogou.com

EXCEPT that it comes in CHINESE WORDS.
*slaps face*
Nevermind. I DID NOT give up! What i did was...
...type the Pinyin title in Youtube and get the Chinese characters then paste at whatever empty search box i can find in the website.
But i failed anyway coz i dont know which Chinese word is "Download" =_=

I manage to find this though..
Sha Gua - Wen Lan

PLEASE i beg anyone who has this song, send it to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
(im aware it's an old song! dont tease me!)

- crazy over Wen Lan & Jay Chou old songs -
Listening to Ye Qu- Jay Chou.

Man...
Womanizer - Britney Spears is out!
Britney has bare it all again. This time with NO diamantes.
At least she's lost her "baby bump". In shape and rising!

My fave scene : She and the killer heels handling the steering. Dangerously hot.

Look at 1:43! The fat man from Toxic! Haha.
Talking bout the infamous Toxic, she's wow in it==. When will she ever get back to that body.

-was a Britney fan and will always be-

The Day For a Cup of Coffee and Books

Last Friday.

Eek, look at Crystal!
Didnt know it was quite fun chatting with her=).
So easily teased!

Chin Xia.
Meeting her was coincidental! Haha. No planning.
She's definitely a girl i can study with *thumbs up*

Oh, and a shout out to Mei Keit for her belated birthday on the 18th!
Sorry couldnt be there at your party!

And another Happy birthday to Blackie for today, the 19th!
For being a frequent clubber to Poppy, he went to Barcelona to celebrate tonight==.
Eww. Warned him bout the eye pollution he'll get there.
The chinese clowns with skimpy clothes and colourful socks *wink*

Bleach manga is getting heated upXD

Adrenaline rushhhh!

If Tite Kubo lets Byakuya OR Hitsugaya to die......

I swear it'll be the end of my anime fantasy =__=

Anyone at Episode 330?
Which fight will be the most anticipated?

I want to see Urahara Kisuke for once, really.
Oh, and Ulquiorra Schiffer!

Headed to Starbucks this morning...
Alone! har har.

Humming to the "Miss Independent - Kelly Clarkson"
MisuNgo is all growned up!

Tagged Ewe Lee's car. As usual.
Annoyed him. As usual.
Kept changing the radio channel. As usual.
=D

I was ready to be the Anonymous Lady with my cap on and black jacket. Fuhhhh.
And i thought it was a great cover up to avoid social contacts!
Frecking proud for the first few minutes!

Until......................
Crystal spotted me. *boom*. Cover blown=_=
She herself was in doubt actually but she recognised my bagXD
I really didnt know she was around til she came over to my table.
I was so engrossed...yeahhh i am..well, partly because i removed my glasses also la. So im perfectly Blind=X

Few hours later, Teng Hui saw me. That woman never changed i tell u.
First thing she did was slam my head. Yor, i nearly had a heart attack!
Gosh my Anonymous identity really flopped.
Hopeless. Useless. Worthless. Failure.
I knew i should have tuck in all my hair into the cap!

Spent the rest of the day in Ewe Lee's house after that.
Suppose to work on my studies..sigh. Yeah, suppose to.
Chilled in his house instead. Heh. Watched "Next" with the brothers. It's been a while since i saw Ewe Jin anyway. Psssst, he's stil wearing sarong at 4pm in the afternoon. Those grannies type. Yuck.

Tommorow morning i shall be there again! Perhaps joining Crystal this time=). Toodles~

Im upset with Maths 1
It's the paper i really wana score.
and i couldnt complete the paper=(.

and for the questions i dont know, i roughly figured out the solution Right after time's up.
And i have plentiful mistakes.

Sad...;( There's no way i could get A anymore. I've counted the odds.

Gosh, i slept through the day thinking bout it.
I find no point ranting to classmates anyway=.=
They did really well. Everyone did exceptionally good.
That just proves im dumb. Again.


But a fag enlighten my mood...
"You're a smart girl and no examination paper that you can't answer can prove me wrong"
is what she msged.
*melts*

"sell yourself to one of the medical head's of some sort and be what you wana be"
*raised an eyebrow*
Sell, you mean sleep with men?! HAHA. shitface==.
That's more for girls wanting to be a popular, not a pharmacist!

Sigh, you're one whore i'll always love=). Thanks darling.

I love her long time=). My honey whore. Hei i rhymed! Sort of==

Tarzan of the car? So monkey-fied

i had to cut the lower portion Chong Keat==. It looks fugly!
See, we look so much better now without the legs!

i really hate it when they do that. i obviously look annoyed...
and yet they STILL do it!
i HATE PEACE SIGNS!



Attempt to seduce?! I know Sue's not interested for sure!

Battle of the cutest.
One word. Yuck.

I was like a sick pig for the past 2 days.
Fever. Sorethroat. Flu. Body Ache
you name it.
hardly kept my mind on the books.
no wait....i didn even touch the books
imagine all the time i've wasted=(
since i cant concentrate, i took my time relaxing...
when all my friends are frying their brains away-_-
the eff.

Mum was really worried coz not only 1 daughter is sick but 2.
Yeap, my